I am always looking for ways to improve myself (only superficially, but so what). This week I spent a good number of ducats on Maybeline’s latest product – Define-A-Lash Mascara. I was promised longer, fuller, sexier, more defined lashes. The TV ad said I could stop a man in his tracks with just one look from under my luscious lashes.
I think the joke’s on me.
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