Yo Ho No

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This badly written, poorly designed Christmas ‘offer’ was slipped under my door yesterday together with a disconnection notice for unpaid water bills. 

I thought Santa was make-believe.  Turns out he’s alive and well, he works with the Uganda’s National Water and Sewerage Corporation and is a bitch.

UBHH Highlights of the Lack Thereof

He got a present from her mbu so he could smell like this. 

She’s back and so her laava finally showed up. 

She alone was a victim of age discrimination although he was there. 

She was looking pretty in pink and although she was a little late, it was great to see her. 

Contrary to popular belief, she is not a lion.  A cougar maybe?  And she is certainly not scarlet. 

He looked very tired although he said was on leave.  Maybe he should prolong the break for a month or two.

The love affair between him and his cell phone continues to grow and he continues to reject my advances.  

All together not a bad date with the blogren.