Archive for April, 2009

April 29, 2009

What not to do when you have a sick day

The malaria thingy has got a hold of me.  My mouth feels like cotton, my joints are on fire and a sharp pain sears through my stomach every couple of minutes.  I alternate between sweating like a pig and burning up. I’ve retched air so many times, my throat is sore and a dull ache has settled on my chest.

 

I shouldn’t be working today.  I shouldn’t, but I am.  I blame my father, really.  Not that I can explain why.  I just know someone has to take the blame for this madness.

 

My father can also take the blame for my strange obsession not to die in a dirty house.

April 28, 2009

A Post for Nothing

Neighbor Lady; she’s the one whose hair I will pull, whose shin I will kick, whose bag I will throw down and stop on, who I will say ‘nyah nyah nyah nyah’ to when I get sufficiently pissed off and drunk one day.

 

Neighbor Lady.  On Sunday evening I met her and Neighbor Man as they pulled out of their gate. 

 

“Blah, blah, blah,” she said, “Come for lunch or tea someday, why don’t you?”

 

I like her just fine, but not enough to go for tea at hers.  Plus, I don’t know that I could resist the urge to tell her that her home smells of wet dog.  I’m trying to be a good Christian woman and Thou Shalt Not Lie.

 

I gave an excuse.

 

“That’s the problem with you single people,” Neighbor Lady said.  “So not social, how are you going to find a man, tee hee?  You’ll be forever alone at this rate, tee hee?  Single for life tee hee …”

April 28, 2009

Kwanjula … Again

Fred Mutebi and Let Art Talk have a new website (thank you again, Mr. Otim). 

 

let-art-talk 

 

Unlike his previous site, the new page is very colorful, easy to navigate and it’s a good way to introduce art in Uganda to people ignorant about it via the www.  The page also has a couple of videos regarding the work of Let Art Talk.

 

It is worth a visit … and another … and another.

April 27, 2009

Remembering Benji

My 23-year-old cousin, Benji, is serving as a Ugandan guard in Iraq.

 

Benji is a stick-thin ambitious young man with a passion to serve in the military. After his degree in business management, Benji announced his call to take up arms. His family was dismayed.  This didn’t dismay Benji, however.

 

On several occasions Benji attempted to join the Uganda People’s Defence Forces and the Uganda Police.  But whatever strength of conviction he had, whatever zeal, whatever academic qualifications, he was plans were always undone because he failed the physical endurance tests. 


Ugandan Guards in Iraq (click for source page)

Ugandan Guards in Iraq (click for source page)

On a hot Saturday afternoon in May last year, Benji called his sister and his mother.  He told them he was at Entebbe International Airport boarding a flight to Iraq.  He confessed that for the past month he had secretly trained to serve as a private guard in Baghdad and had qualified.  Maama, see you when I see you, adieu!” 

Benji is a tiny man with a big heart.  He dreams of active service, fighting for peace and heroism.  He’s not content with hearing about the exploits of the military.  He wants to be there at the frontline in the midst of action.  He says he has understood his place in the world and he needs to fulfill his destiny.

 

I think of Benji every morning at 5:00 a.m. when a gang of scraggly men and women jog past my house singing part-nonsensical, part-nostalgic, part-motivational war songs penned by Brig. Gen. Chefe Ali and the NRA.  I think of Benji when I hear the instructors yelling at the hapless gang, calling them idiots and children and insulting their mothers.  I think of Benji when I hear in the distance, the solitary shot of a trainee firing from an AK-47.  I think of Benji when after a month, the guards are deemed ready for service, congratulated at a colorful ceremony in a dusty playground and shipped off to war.

 

Today I read this:  

Security Issues Discovered at U.S. Bases in Iraq

WASHINGTON (AP) — A commission investigating waste and fraud in wartime spending has found serious deficiencies in training and equipment for hundreds of Ugandan guards hired to protect U.S. military bases in Iraq, The Associated Press has learned.

The problems at Forward Operating Bases Delta and Hammer include a lack of vehicles used to properly protect the two posts, a shortage of weapons and night vision gear, and poorly trained guards. Both bases house several thousand U.S. military personnel.

Concerned the shortages leave the bases vulnerable, the Commission on Wartime Contracting alerted military officials in Iraq and at U.S. Central Command in Tampa, Florida.

“Incidents such as this are a concern in their own right, but they are a particular concern to the commission if they prove to be indicators of broader, systemic problems that impede the delivery of critical services to American military forces in a war zone,” said Bob Dickson, the commission’s executive director.

 

I think about Benji and I weep.

April 23, 2009

It’s My Birthday Today!

 Yeah, yeah congratulations, many returns, I know.  No?  Well, it doesn’t matter anyway.  It isn’t really my birthday, but it could be because it’s World Book Day!  It’s the only day in the year I allow myself to splurge, to really splurge on books.

 

Here’s my wish list:

April 22, 2009

Re-caption This

museveni-and-kagame-ish

* From The New Vision, April 22, 2009 

April 22, 2009

Altruistic Authors?

Yesterday evening I was the token Ugandan at an all-foreigners’ party.  Often my non-Ugandan friends shamelessly flaunt me as an example of how open they are to ‘mixing with the locals.’

“See?  Isn’t she clever and well spoken?  And she’s Ugandan!”

I’m okay with the patronizing and the exploitation of my nationality and skin color if I can get a free meal every once in a while.  Yeah, I’m cheap like that.

During the party I met three people who are in the country to write books about Uganda.  Books about Northern Uganda, to be precise.  They spoke effusively about how people had suffered and how their stories needed to be told.  Had I been to Gulu?  To Pader?  Did I see the emasculation of the men and the abuse of the women?  And what of the children?  The poor, poor children who have a legacy of violence to deal with?

Oh, how their hearts ached!  Oh, how they wept!  Oh, how they were filled with despair and the uncontrollable urge to write and write into the middle of the night!

I’m sorry.  This is not supposed to be one of those blog posts.  I’m trying to be a more positive person.  No snarky comments here, so.help.me.God.

April 20, 2009

Responding to the Madness … Perhaps.

In response to a blog post about the thin line between madness and celebrity, I received this letter from Odyssey Networks.  It speaks not of a celebrity-free anti-malaria campaign, but hopefully one that is more than a publicity stunt by a B-class actor.

 

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Hello Tumwijuke,

 

In regards to the news about Ashton Kutcher beating CNN to the 1,000,000 twitter followers mark and his bed net donation, I wanted to let Ugandan Insomniac know that there are other resources for people to help them learn more about World Malaria Day and what they can do to fight malaria, without the hype of the aforementioned Mr. Kutcher. The resource I speak of is Odyssey Networks (www.odysseynetworks.org).

 

Odyssey Networks is the U.S.’s largest coalition of Jewish, Christian and Muslim organizations using media to build understanding among people of faith and good will.  In partnership with The Tony Blair Faith Foundation (
http://www.tonyblairfaithfoundation.org/
), they have launched a social media initiative is called BedNets Now! 12 Days…36,000 Lives, designed to raise awareness of the malaria crisis in Africa and the role played by faith groups worldwide in prevention and treatment.   The initiative includes:

  • www.odysseynetworks.org and its site FaithStreams Communities feature a variety of information and resources about malaria and its prevention, including the film “Albert Schweitzer: Called to Africa” ; “The Story of a Bed Net,” a short film from The Tony Blair Faith Foundation; and links to the Web sites of participating organizations actively engaged in the battle against malaria. The Odyssey Networks sites offer opportunities for online donations to the Tony Blair Faith Foundation’s bed net project and provide information about how people can get involved in this cause.
  • Cause pages launched on Facebook and MySpace where people have the opportunity to join, donate and share information about malaria-prevention activities

 

If you have any questions or need additional information, please let me know

 

Thanks,

 

Scott

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Visit Odyssey Networks and if the campaign appeals to you, go on and do your part.  

 

Oh, and April 25th is World Malaria Day.

 

April 20, 2009

News from the South

There is something slightly disturbing about Nelson Mandela’s open endorsement of Jacob Zuma’s presidential bid.  It’s something … I will explain it when I find it.

In the meantime, respectfully ripping another cartoon from the inimitable Zapiro.

zapiro-april-16th

Voting for the ANC – election strategies

1994 – Mandela as an Icon.

1999 – Mbeki filling the shoes of Mandela

2004 – Mbeki still filling the shoes of Mandela

2009 – Using the shoes to beat up Mbeki

April 17, 2009

Moo? Boo!

I work on a busy, main Kampala street. 

 

Five minutes to the north are the booming residential areas of Bukoto, Ntinda, Kisaasi.  A road stretch away to the south are the two largest supermarkets in city.  To the immediate west is the Naguru home of the Minister for Works and Transport and the Omukama of Toro and 10 minutes to the east is the Central Business District.  Directly across the road from me is the birthplace of the Ghetto President, His Excellence Bobi Whatnot.

 

So why!  Why do I see this trio of emaciated cows grazing lazily in the middle of the road in front of my office every day?

 

moo-boo

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