04
Aug
09

Closing the Gender Divide

From Stlyist.com -

mirdleGuys, now you can shed up to 2 inches from your waistline in 2 seconds! Like a few other products that have been associated with woman’s fashion for many years, the girdle is trying to work it’s way across the gender divide. Just like Clinique’s makeup for men, the man girdle is sailing boldly into the uncharted waters of the men’s department — with little or no knowledge of how many dudes are secretly looking for a way to shed an inch or two.

Men used to wear girdles back in the early 1800s — and they also wore wigs and makeup. Now, marketing heads must think that the mirdle could once again be a big deal, because more and more brands are dabbling in the world of “bodyshaping” undies. There’s just one hitch in the marketing scheme: men don’t want to hear the “g-word” in reference anything that they wear, ever. That’s why all man-girdles are being marketed as “compression shorts,” “support boxers”, or my favorite “bodywear.”

 

A friend of mine was extremely offended when I suggested he should wear a bra to keep his moobs pert. Perhaps I’ll win back his affections by encouraging him to embrace and contain the paunch.

Of course this may be an uphill task because I live in a society where a big belly is a sign of wealth and prosperity …


11 Responses to “Closing the Gender Divide”


  1. August 4, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    a sign of wealth!
    Hehehehehehe

    more like a sign of having a lovng wife Tumwi!
    Hehehehehe

  2. August 4, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    The pick is hillarous…… but not for me. Wouldnt even think about dressing like that. Is it even comfy?

  3. August 4, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Is it that hard to be what we were made to be?

  4. August 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Can I get a Mirdle for myself? Like 7 people have asked me if I’m pregnant in the last two days. It’s very unnerving.

  5. 8 Victoria
    August 5, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Where can I find one in Ug? My hubby desperately needs to mirdle up. Do they have to make them in white? That’s too girlie

  6. August 6, 2009 at 6:18 am

    Now, if only they can invent a man bra, we’d all be set decency wise!!! Men are so fat they have boobs!!! We have to wear under-wire contraptions to keep ourselves “perky” men should wear tight contraptions to STOP THE JIGGLING!!!

    Hooray for the man girdle!


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