Silly Sunday Rant, Missionaries Beware!

Sunday Missionary RantWith 85.1% of Uganda’s population Christian (2002 national census) and churches bursting at their seams with worshipers Sunday after Sunday, why do we still have European and American missionaries coming to this country?

Exactly what message are missionaries bringing that Ugandans don’t already know?

Do we still need a Gospel filtered through a Eurocentric prism in order for us to accept it? Surely we have learnt something since 1877 when the first missionaries arrived.

I know Jesus said in Matthew 28:19 that believers should go into all nations making disciples and baptizing people, but shouldn’t the missionaries flooding this country first concentrate on making converts in their own countries of dwindling churches and failing faith? Africa is no longer seen as the ‘final frontier’ in the spread of the gospel. We’re leading the charge these days.

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Every other Sunday, with a measured amount of self-loathing,  I go to a church in Kampala that is full of do-gooders from the West. They are all missionary, humanitarian and foreign service types who are slightly more annoying than the average do-gooders because as Christians, they have an extra sense of superiority. They were really called to go to Africa. They left everything; everything to come to Uganda.

Oh how they miss their families! Oh how they long for roads without potholes and public utilities that really work! Oh how they are dying to eat a Quarter Pounder! Oh how they would give anything for a faster Internet connection! Oh how they want a proper piece of cheese and nice bar of chocolate and marmite! Oh how to breathe ‘clean air’ again!

They moan and groan to each other, but on the sly they sneak smug smiles of self-satisfaction.

Those do-gooders that come to my church barely know any Ugandans outside their work. They preach to a faceless crowd of black, never bothering to invite any of them to church to share in their space. They think the worship of the ‘locals’ is too noisy and too similar to the animistic practices from which they are supposed to be delivered. They evangelize the ‘locals’ during the week, but on Sunday, they revert to their own space to share Jesus with their own tribe.

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Of course I’m just like them, but that’s a conversation for another day.

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13 Comments to “Silly Sunday Rant, Missionaries Beware!”

  1. Wow, this is devastating commentary. It’s an interesting thing to be on the receiving end of a gun of compassion taking bullets of condescending concern.

  2. I couldn’t agree with you more. It seems that there is still a sense of “the white man’s burden” when it comes to the “dark continent”. I find it arrogant and condescending. In many cases, well meaning western Christians are perpetuating the problems that are preventing Africa from flourishing. This is not a popular message. I have even questioned churches about the purpose of sending “muzungu” missionaries to Africa.

    I am a dedicated disciple of Christ. However, it bothers me when people identify me as a missionary just because I travel to Africa. I have to repeatedly explain that when I travel to Africa, I do so as an independent global citizen that happens to be a Christian. I do not represent any church, charity, business, or government. Do people that travel to Asia, South America, or any of the other continents get automatically tagged as a missionary just because they travel there?

    This is a pervasive mindset in the west about Africa. Africa does not need to be “saved” from itself.

    Yes AfriCAN!

  3. I have conducted a highly unscientific study of those in the west that proudly claim to have “a heart for Africa”. I simply used Facebook to browse their friends lists. I look for African sounding names or people of color in their friends lists. I know that not everyone in Africa or in remote villages has Facebook. However, there should still be a connection to those that are stakeholders on the continent or in the diaspora. As you mention in your commentary, there is an absense of African relationships. I hear all these people that claim to be activists and want to “Save Darfur” and increase aid to the continent. They want to “feed the children” and build a better future for the youth of Africa. Yet they isolate themselves to their own ideas and live in a bubble.

    I have a suggestion for these people. Build sincere and sustaining relationships with Africans. Whether they are living on the continent or in the diaspora, make friends with them and their families and their communities. Here is the most important thing that you can do once you have done that; listen! Too many academics and do-gooders claim to know what Africa needs. Hogwash! Listen to what your African friends have to say and participate in their lives. Use your passion and “heart for Africa” to support the work that is already being done by Africans.

    The last thing that Africa needs is another NGO or missionary showing up on it’s doorstep and diluting the limited resourses that are available.

    Yes AfriCAN!

  4. I like the way you brought out the whole sacrifice thing. They will say they have sacrificed to be in Africa and when they stay in Africa for a month or three they become commentators on bad Africa is and how we need redeption. If really their job is to spread the gospel, i find many from the missionary lands very deficient and I guess there’s a much bigger job for anyone who is really committed to see people believe in christ.

  5. here’s a question from an african american: why do almost all depictions of jesus in uganda look lily white, with blond hair and blue eyes? we were all given pictures of the white jesus, but we eventually changed it up… now our pictures of jesus look west african! maybe it’s not historically accurate, but neither were the white ones… and there’s something to be said for not praying to a white god.

  6. Tumwi, I am soooo feeling you.

    My local Baptist church has been running almost 20 years, and I amd my family were part of the people who started it. Yet we still have Americans sending us ‘missionaries’ to help us out. These missionaries make all the right noises and pinch our babies cheeks after the service, then go and have their own home church every Sunday, with their home schooled children and home-based everything. Then twice a year the church must fork out for them to go on holiday to see their families in the US. While they are away, major financial and other church decisions cannot be made because we need their ‘expert’ opinions.

    And I keep thinking, why the f**k do we need these patronising b*st*rds in our faces and finances every day? But then next Sunday I will smile and shake hands and praise the Lord for them; because their missionary organisation supplied the dollars that laid the foundation for our church.

  7. I think in many ways, it’s a simple case of economics. Rich western churches and charities can afford to send people to other countries whereas few churches in developing countries (even those with much larger, stronger churches) can. I read a book by an Indian guy on this issue comparing how many Indian missionaries could be sent from one area of India to another for the cost of one Western missionary – the difference was huge, like 100 for 1. Cost aside, they tend to be much more effective since they tend to cope better with the cultural and language adjustments. However, I think raising funds for this is much harder.

    Nonetheless, I am challenged (as always!) by what you say and will be pondering it to examine myself as a wandering soul ;-)

  8. Your blog was most interesting and rang very true…The nations of Africa are no longer receiving nations, but have become sending nations. Many churches in Africa, including Uganda train missionaries and workers to go to the West and evangelize.

    Most of what is called missions in Uganda today are short term missions trips lasting about 2 weeks…often the teams spend their time here in an insular fashion that never gets them into touch with the real Africa, the real Uganda…sad.

    Churches here benefit in that those comeing will assist in raising funds for projects that are under way, build a church, build classrooms or houses for children such as in the case of Watoto.

    What might even be more interesting is the Ugandan pastors, apostles, prophets, evangelists, spend months in the USA going from Church to Church in the West and speak of the needs at hand, receiving large offerings, inviting short term missions teams to come here, to pinch the cheeks of babies, to take volumes of photograph, often the motivation is one of ill perceived pity instead of empowering compassion…

    Thank you for an interesting blog…

  9. There’s some huge Church I go to once in a while that has lots of voluntourists (that’s not what they call themselves!) every Sunday. They’re building a classroom block here, working with orphans there,distributing mosquito nets, HIV/AIDS…. missionaries are adapting – it’s having less and less to do with preaching the gospel of JC.

  10. You ask why Tumwi? I will tell you why.

    It makes them feel superior. It fans their feeling that they stem from a more superior race which is why they have those smug looks on their face and belittle us with EVERY CHANCE THEY GET.

    They threaten people by withdrawing their friendship forcing churches to bow to their wishes and demands just in case they withdraw their love and affection and most importantly their dollars.

    Oi! My respect for them plummeted a long time ago and I would be VERY wary of trusting these Bible wielding characters, flying on metal machines declaring us savages in between the lines of their so called Newsletters.

    UGH!

    I do have to say, there are others who see a need that they’re trying to fulfill. Doctors in places where they are needed, professional connections being made with other professionals to give them greater access to a now global economy.

  11. I receive a newsletter from a church based charity, which normally receives missionaries from the States to help out. I cringe every time I read a romantic account of how our music is heartfelt and unlike anything they’ve ever heard (am Kenyan) or I see a group pictured trying on Maasai necklaces, which they have received as gifts. The stories usually run along these lines “isn’t it amazing how generous Africans are? In the midst of AIDS, hunger and disease they can still afford to be generous. They teach us much about FAITH!”.

    Whats even worse I tell you, is when Africans start mouthing this stuff. This is an actual extract from the newsletter, titled WRETCHED OF THE EARTH But rich in faith: “It has only taken a flight to transform a dozen pilgrims and broaden their myopic perception of life outside their box. As they waved off their small town of ….., ….., Dr. …., his family and pals from ……..church had only a ‘vague general idea’ of what was awaiting them in the DARK CONTINENT. According to Dr….., they set out to see how God was at work in a different part of the world. This did not prepare them for what they encountered…..In a home visit at the ……slum, they met ….. who hosted them in her poorly lit hallowed haven where they worshiped.. ‘That was precious’ Dr. …… concludes. ‘In all this, we saw the mighty works of God which a non-believer back in United States can’t fathom. They are poor but yet full of faith’. He browsed James 2:5 from his Personal Digital Assistant, which he was holding through-out the interview, and read ‘listen, my dear brothers! God chose the poor of this earth… Dr. …… and his wife conducted a comprehensive health check at the Kindergarten and in the process uncovered a rather ignored ailment that was thawing silently on the little angels. Cavities. Cavities, he explained was brought about by neglecting our dentals. Cure? Brushing our teeth daily. These Good Samaritans were willing to supply the Kindergarten with toothbrushes to sustain them through the calendar. Kudos’.

    Like I said, the poor missionaries did not write this. The story just says “as narrated by Dr….” So I think this is the charity’s work.

    What can I say? I weep for this beloved continent!

  12. I’m certainly no expert on what the above emails speak of, but I can say this …
    if what you say is true something is very wrong; no one should be left out of the
    services held as you infer, “for the westerners only” and I’m sorry if this is so.

    Jesus loves us all, and color makes no difference. Maybe God is black who knows and
    who really cares, it isn’t His color that matters, but the fact He loves us so much
    He sent His Son to die for all of us. This is the truth that should be shared with
    all people of this world, no matter how hard life is there’s an answer and something
    worth believing in and that’s Jesus!!

    I’m a Westerner and I can tell you it’s hard not to have feelings of concern for the
    people of Africa when we are shown pictures of so many suffering, is that so wrong?
    I’m not rich, but if I had money I would want to try and help. God puts this feeling
    of caring in me through the Holy Spirit who lives in each of us who belong to Him.

    Someone above mentioned how they check on facebook to see if to check peoples friends
    list and found no African names, well I encourage you to email me about anything you
    want to, my email is: mteepe1@yahoo.com

    I also want to address the reply that spoke of Missionaries who complain about life
    in Africa. Please, know this is NOT how Jesus would want them to act! Jesus had no
    home and ate very little during the time He was ministering to people. HE NEVER
    COMPLAINED EVEN WHEN HE WENT TO THE CROSS!!

    One last thing, were not all rich in America believe me and I have to believe some of
    those who visit your Country do so because they have a real heart for people period.

    May God continue to bless each of you …

    Your sister in Christ!

    Mj

    Sincerely;

    Mj

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