Archive for October, 2011

October 21, 2011

Dear Uganda: Dream or Death?

So Gaddafi is dead.

Time to move on to Greater Things.

Or not. Or Paradise Lost.

Adam inquires concerning celestial motions, is doubtfully answered, and exhorted to search rather things more worthy of knowledge.

Greater things like the “Magnetohydrodynaic Instabilities in Accretion Discs in Close Binary Systems: Study of the Anomalous Low State of the X-ray Binary Hercules X-1.

Which is my way of saying that tonight was a great night to live in Uganda.

Due to the combined wonder of a five-hour blackout, a stubborn foul smell under my fridge, the gift of a Manu Dibango album and the marvelous Google Sky Map app I was forced to seek the solace of the stars. A beautiful exile it was.

For three hours I was treated to the spectacle of the Orionid meteor shower. A breathtaking celestial echo that resonates with my soul.

Resonates, Or so I wish.

Alas, I am no Milton. The dismal education I received at the hands of the Ugandan school system means poetry was taught as a non-essential and astronomy was for dreamers and fairies. A system that faithfully churns out unimaginative, shallow, unthinking, bland Ugandans.

Thankfully,

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

October 18, 2011

Plan Bee?

(Insert bee pun)

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In honor of the most hilarious act of civil disobedience I have heard of in years, I present my favorite bee-inspired movies. Hopefully … HOPEFULLY … they will lead to an amazing Ugandan spin-off.

October 18, 2011

Out-Faking the Fake?

Very interesting analysis from Dr. Peter Mwesige on the close(?) relationship between a section of the Ugandan media and the State that may be clouding investigation into alleged corruption in Uganda’s young oil sector.

A definite read.

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October 15, 2011

‘A’ is for Askance

The glorious end to the article “Independent Uganda” in the Ottawa Citizen October 13, 1962.

Dear Lord, forgive my askance, but I am drowning in despair.

October 15, 2011

When the Answer isn’t the Answer but the Answer

I have no comment.

No, really.

Nothing. Ekkert. Nada. Khe chaina. Zilch. Zero about the news that Cousin Obama has “authorized a small number of combat-equipped U.S. forces to deploy to central Africa to provide assistance to regional forces that are working toward the removal of Joseph Kony from the battlefield.”

So it’s bad limerick time. Ole!

In my country there was a big war

That the whole world did choose to ignore

Then Obama said, “Wait!

That’s a horrible fate!”

Noble, maybe; but frankly a bore.

Next week in the continuing saga of My Comment Is Not Important, But I am Desperately Vain So I have A Blog …

My country is in a big mess

So I’m buying a funeral dress …

October 14, 2011

Not The Noble Hun

It disturbs me no more to find men base, unjust, or selfish than to see apes mischievous, wolves savage, or the vulture ravenous.

So said Jean Paul Satre

Begging the question, therefore, why I am still disturbed by local and international news reports of the increase of child sacrifice in Uganda.

Read and weep.

Oh Uganda! We’re not a nation of noble savages after all.

October 10, 2011

Thanks for the Funk Mr. Shakra

Let’s just say I won’t be reading Masafi again.

October 9, 2011

What, No Cake?

Happy birthday you beast. I love you, warts and all.

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