Yay!
UBHH tomorrow! UBHH tomorrow! UBHH tomorrow!
(Editorial correction ;-) The above sentence should read UBHH tomorrow-but-one, etc, etc)
I have so much to do before the rendezvous with the blogren at Mateos. What to do … where to start …
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Must buy a corset to save self from pain of constantly sucking in stupid expanding midriff
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Must visit Best Friend for tips on make up to give self Nicole Kidman cheek bones, Kerry Washington lips and Tyra Banks eyes
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Must buy comb to organize mop on head to look slightly presentable
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Must trim nails to remove the makakya from last night’s matooke preparation and squeeze in a pedicure to scrub off the enkyakya
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Must watch neighbor’s cat more closely since have been told to walk like that animal is to walk sexy
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Must Google AC Top 10 to sound modern, but sophisticated. Must remember to copy New York Times bestseller list on hand to randomly shout out impressive titles if need arises
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Must learn where Darfur is, why Japanese Prime Minister resigned, if Nakapiripirit is in Uganda and whether Borat is really from Kazakhstan
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Must cram chapter one of “Dummies Guide to Opening Mouth” and must remember to pick up “Dummies Guide to Opening Mouth and Speaking” in preparation for October’s UBHH
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Must learn how to have An Opinion and Take A Position on things that self doesn’t care about
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Must call more attractive, clever look-alike cousin to be on standby to impersonate self, if self is overcome with fear
Must go for UBHH … maybe.
